i just created an okcupid account for a hotdog.
actually cuddling in a blanket with a hot dog or two and watching netflix sounds pretty appealing
why is life so hard
i hope this is the only thing to survive the apocalypse and some future alien race thinks we are all morons
why i always name my character i farted or my penis
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
what the fuck dennys
The Denny’s tumblr is almost as good as the Taco Bell twitter…
Never underestimate pancakes
Did I say something wrong?
Sorry let me just backpedal and apologize for a half hour until it’s okay in my head
"The hardest part was getting the shark to pose"
THAT’S THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE SEEN
I still die laughing everytime I see this scene